Saturday, 17 October 2015

Polar Opposites?

Prologue

I held them one in each hand. Excited and nervous and scared all at the same time. Excited because I wasn't sure if someone would've actually tried it before and nervous and scared because I probably was breaking a law. A law not written or declared explicitly, but, a law defined by the society, a law which we unobjectionably obey. If somebody came to know I did it, I'd most certainly become a social outcast, not supported by either of the two. I'm still in the confines of my room, this won't get out. I'm good at keeping secrets, I reminded myself, I can absorb one more. I looked at left hand and thought, this is smaller, will it be repelled and thrown back further by the one I held in the other hand? Is the smaller one always the weaker one? I was then reminded of our very own little master, Sachin Tendulkar. He was small, but capable of giving nightmares to the most fiercely built (bowlers) in the world. Which meant, if the one in my left hand was capable enough, its smaller structure won't be a factor. About to start, my heart started thumping. Was I breaking a divine protocol? I had seen in the news and it sure looked like I was just about to do something that's not nature, that's not meant to be. Why else would human life be put in danger for a thing that looked so trivial to me? With so much circulating in the news, why did I feel the matter was trivial? There must be something wrong with me, no?

All set now, I willed myself to begin. Not sure why, but, I even said a prayer. I apologized to both if this was about to offend either one of them or even both. Taking in and letting out a heavy breath, slowly but surely, maybe against social protocol, maybe against a divine norm, I went for it. . . . . .

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An idle mind is not a devil's workshop, it’s a creative genius' sanctuary. Or so I tell myself after a long weekend of idling around in my house watching multiple TV series in my boxer shorts. One such fine weekend, I had this sudden surge of curiosity to do a social experiment, the boundaries of which would be confined to my room. I'll give you a small background on how I zeroed in on planning to making such an absurd attempt.

Since I've started reading (wasn't that long ago), I've learned that books can be such great company. That you don't need to step out of the house to travel. That it's more refreshing reading a good book over a weekend than sleepovers and wasting a complete day trying to get that "proper sleep" the following day. Yes I'm boring and unapologetically proud of it. I've also started to believe that each and every book teaches you something. Even if it's a crappy book, it teaches you to advice people to not waste their time on it. Noting the fact that they teach and we learn, I started with the possibly irrational experiment. Who cares if it's not sensible? The one thing I love about the four walls, the floor and the ceiling of my room. They don't judge me!

I was blankly staring at my bookshelf and not sure when my senses started tingling and when I started thinking again, but when I realized, I was staring at the cover of the book I had recently read. I saw Lord Ram's strong musculature, his back arched and his strong hands with a bow and arrow pointing towards Ravan's Pushpak Vimaan. The Scion of Ikshvaku. I instantly got up and took out the copy of The Quran from my cupboard. How and why I have a copy of The Quran, is not a question I like to entertain. . . The questions wouldn't be thrown like stones if I had Bhagvad Geeta instead of The Quran, which, to me, is worth sighs than answers.

One with the Mighty Hindu god who guided us to the perfect way of living, the Ram Rajya, and the other with the guiding principles of the Muslim fraternity. The disciples of both not necessarily seeing eye to eye, at times hurting each other in the name of honoring their respective teachers. If the disciples don't stand each other, would their Gurus tolerate staying in close proximity to one other? After all, whatever we learn is from books like these. Our actions must be influenced by these scriptures, no?

What if I bring these two books close? Would they repel each other? Maybe there'll be sparks shooting out before they repel? My mind went to the final duel between Harry Potter and Voldermort. Their wands always repelling one another. But that was because they had the same core, like same poles of the magnet repelling each other. In anticipation of some fireworks, I took the two books in different hands when it dawned on me if I was breaking a social, maybe a religious protocol. Will I be punished? Will a god-like creature appear in front of me and give me a curse that my generations will inherit? I must admit, the weight of heavy religious burden that I've been bestowed upon by the my past generations was getting to me.

I stood in the room, the silence aggravating the thrill of the scene, with The Quran in my left hand and The Scion of Ikshvaku in my right, my arms stretched on either sides. Gathering courage to defy the social norms, expecting, hoping against hope to see some fireworks and smoke, I started to bring them close. Progressing in slow motion, I observed in rapt attention like the audience waiting for the magician to unveil the climax of his trick.

My arms closing in now, my half engineering mind going through all permutations and combinations. The Quran is smaller in size (like the Muslim population in our blessed country #sarcasm), will that make it repel easily and be overpowered?  Will my arms burn and turn to ashes? How will I explain what happened to my arms to everyone? Will it hurt? If I have no arms, how will I work? Will this be how both the gods punish me for breaking "the rules"? Idle mind at full throttle. The two books not about two feet away, I expected some repelling force forcing both my hands in the directions opposite to where they were progressing from, but, nothing came. I waited, continuing the gradual motion. About one feet away now. I would've expected smoke by now, but, nothing. Maybe it'll explode suddenly on touch, I wondered, encouraging myself. Six inches to go and still nothing. I won't lie, but I was starting to get disappointed, like a scientist who expected too much, but, wasn't seeing the results he'd worked so hard for. Three inches, nothing. Two, One, nothing. The books finally touched and as soon as they did, I looked up, expecting to see red streaks of light or some form of magic, still nothing.

Disappointment followed the five overly anticipated minutes of unreal expectations. I tried in vain again, stretching my arms and bring the two books close again twice or thrice, pretty quickly now, avoiding the drama, hoping that probably the gods didn't notice the sin the first time. Nothing happened. Accepting the fact, I returned the books to the bookshelf, this time placing both of them together and then switching the lights off and burying myself in sheets.


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Epilogue

It's been a week since I placed the two visually (apparently) polar opposite books on the shelves and there's still nothing worth noting. They're sitting peacefully where I placed them a week back. Neither of them has tried to move from its place or push the other. God hasn't given me a sign to part them so I let them be in their happy place. They spend so much time together that I won't be surprised if they talk to each other when I'm not around and bitch about what an idiot I was for trying the experiment. If they do discuss, I'm sure they share a healthy laugh. As long as they don't bother me, I'm fine with whatever keeps them happy.




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